keep it oiled

This one comes from my Dad and his eccentric friends.
Ruth loves to run so her husband bought her a treadmill. He was reading the directions and getting it all set up. Now, this guy has his PhD in Physics and is (at least in academia) brilliant. The directions said to 'keep the machine well oiled'. So he gets out a rag, dips it in oil and proceeds to run it over the entire surface of the machine. When Ruth got on it give it a test run she slipped all over the place.

guess he likes muffins

The guy in from of me at the grocery store checkout had in his cart, the Chicken Little DVD, a box of coco puffs and 12 packets of strawberry muffin mix....12! You gotta wonder.

Lost

Apparently our GPS was as lost as we were :)

Seen last summer on the drive from Pittsburgh to State College

Man Vs. Fish

Gannet Man

Could you imagine swimming around minding your own buisness when suddenly something pounces on you from the sky?

Appetizer

For startrs, lets kick it off with a story many of my friends (and coworkers) have already heard.
One night at the childrens hospital I work at, a mom, who was pumping breast milk, came out and asked if it was o.k. to put the pumped milk in the refrigerator. We told her, it was and that we could put it in our refrigerator for her. She sighed with relief and said "Oh good, because up until now, I didn't want to waste it so I was just drinking it".