Appetizer

For startrs, lets kick it off with a story many of my friends (and coworkers) have already heard.
One night at the childrens hospital I work at, a mom, who was pumping breast milk, came out and asked if it was o.k. to put the pumped milk in the refrigerator. We told her, it was and that we could put it in our refrigerator for her. She sighed with relief and said "Oh good, because up until now, I didn't want to waste it so I was just drinking it".