Saw this at a gas station in PA. Apparently Budweiser is fun for the whole family! 'here ya go kids!'

Todays page from my 'African Wisdom' calendar.

"Never compete with the elephant in defecating"

I'll have to remember that one :P

Arrived at my boyfriends house last week. Mass mailing fail.

Girlfriend

"Girlfriends are Sisters we choose ourselves"

I don't even want to think of all the implications of girlfriends being sisters and sisters being girlfriends!

So my mom bought a calendar of the wonders of the world. November is Christ The Redeemer in Rio, Brazil.

Just one problem. Jesus has a hole... and ergo a nail in his head. 

Go team layout and design

This was on the scrub top of a coworker. Looks like the nurse is massaging the Dr.'s butt. Nice :P

keep it oiled

This one comes from my Dad and his eccentric friends.
Ruth loves to run so her husband bought her a treadmill. He was reading the directions and getting it all set up. Now, this guy has his PhD in Physics and is (at least in academia) brilliant. The directions said to 'keep the machine well oiled'. So he gets out a rag, dips it in oil and proceeds to run it over the entire surface of the machine. When Ruth got on it give it a test run she slipped all over the place.