CNN News alert

(I never watch CNN but it was on the TV while I was waiting in a Dr.s office today)

According to a CNN news alert, shark attacks have increased 25% since 2000 and the U.S. has the highest rates of shark attacks in the world... which was demonstrated by a map of the world with the U.S. as the only country coloured bright red. Danger Danger!  :P
Fabulous because I didn't already have enough to worry about

The menu at a Kenyan Resaurant

Beef and Goat are now vegetarian fare

African American history month

The cafeteria at the hospital on campus is celebrating African American history month by serving an African American food every day.
Today they were serving a dish from South Africa... "Boer Pot Pie"
The Boers were the Afrikaners... The White, Dutch people invading South Africa.
Suppose it IS history but..............

How to win back an ex

Can't believe there is more than one meaning to this question

Vegetable of the day

Courtesy of Rose,
Some friends were at a restaurant. They overheard a man at the next table over ask the waiter what the vegetable of the day was, to which he replied in all seriousness "Macaroni and Cheese".
Bet this restaurant is the only place where all the kids finish their vegetables.

Mismatched

Saw this guy on the metro.... not rude enough to snap a picture of a stranger but I'll describe him to you.

20 something Asian guy wearing an oversized basketball jersey, cowboy hat and carrying a pink tote bag with a photo of a cute little kitten printed on it on it.

I call my boyfriend to the stand as a witness. ( I had to tell him to stop giggling )

your sum here

Given, this is from a Sierra Leone website, but really, your official language is still English.