Vegetable of the day

Courtesy of Rose,
Some friends were at a restaurant. They overheard a man at the next table over ask the waiter what the vegetable of the day was, to which he replied in all seriousness "Macaroni and Cheese".
Bet this restaurant is the only place where all the kids finish their vegetables.

Mismatched

Saw this guy on the metro.... not rude enough to snap a picture of a stranger but I'll describe him to you.

20 something Asian guy wearing an oversized basketball jersey, cowboy hat and carrying a pink tote bag with a photo of a cute little kitten printed on it on it.

I call my boyfriend to the stand as a witness. ( I had to tell him to stop giggling )