Courtesy of Rose,
Some friends were at a restaurant. They overheard a man at the next table over ask the waiter what the vegetable of the day was, to which he replied in all seriousness "Macaroni and Cheese".
Bet this restaurant is the only place where all the kids finish their vegetables.
Monday, December 13, 2010
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Mismatched
Saw this guy on the metro.... not rude enough to snap a picture of a stranger but I'll describe him to you.
20 something Asian guy wearing an oversized basketball jersey, cowboy hat and carrying a pink tote bag with a photo of a cute little kitten printed on it on it.
I call my boyfriend to the stand as a witness. ( I had to tell him to stop giggling )
20 something Asian guy wearing an oversized basketball jersey, cowboy hat and carrying a pink tote bag with a photo of a cute little kitten printed on it on it.
I call my boyfriend to the stand as a witness. ( I had to tell him to stop giggling )
Friday, October 1, 2010
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Sunday, September 19, 2010
Saturday, September 4, 2010
Hell
So I had been looking up vacation rental properties around Ann Arbor and gave them my email. A few days later I got this is my inbox.
At first I was worried that a conservative christian evangelist group had gotten a hold of my email address but no, apparently Hell is nearby Ann Arbor. What a subject line.
Saturday, August 28, 2010
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Monday, July 19, 2010
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Girlfriend
"Girlfriends are Sisters we choose ourselves"
I don't even want to think of all the implications of girlfriends being sisters and sisters being girlfriends!
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
keep it oiled
This one comes from my Dad and his eccentric friends.
Ruth loves to run so her husband bought her a treadmill. He was reading the directions and getting it all set up. Now, this guy has his PhD in Physics and is (at least in academia) brilliant. The directions said to 'keep the machine well oiled'. So he gets out a rag, dips it in oil and proceeds to run it over the entire surface of the machine. When Ruth got on it give it a test run she slipped all over the place.
Ruth loves to run so her husband bought her a treadmill. He was reading the directions and getting it all set up. Now, this guy has his PhD in Physics and is (at least in academia) brilliant. The directions said to 'keep the machine well oiled'. So he gets out a rag, dips it in oil and proceeds to run it over the entire surface of the machine. When Ruth got on it give it a test run she slipped all over the place.
Sunday, January 17, 2010
guess he likes muffins
The guy in from of me at the grocery store checkout had in his cart, the Chicken Little DVD, a box of coco puffs and 12 packets of strawberry muffin mix....12! You gotta wonder.
Monday, January 4, 2010
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